Possibly a Trout

dion-thesocialist:

Christian Bale is going to play Moses and where oh where are all the white people who are always so angry about race bending and historical accuracy??? Where are you??? Why are you not outraged??? I thought movies had to be historically accurate and races should never change from the source material???

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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So today someone was fired (cause unknown) at work

Out of spite, he called the health inspector on us

And then called us to tell us he did

…wat


John F. Kennedy’s favorite photo of himself, in Hyannis Port, 1959.

John F. Kennedy’s favorite photo of himself, in Hyannis Port, 1959.

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

You and I both know there’s got to be some greater storyline for you than ‘girl gets heart broken, was sad forever’. I think a nice one would be ‘girl gets heart broken, was sad for a while but in her heartbreak she found freedom, friends, and the ability to look back and laugh at all she’d learned. She now lives her life on her own terms and still has fantastic hair.’
Taylor Swift’s comment on a fan’s instagram (via tswiftissweeterthanfiction)

incaseyerwonderin:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

This.

lizdexia:

tip 4 people who date ladies: date a curly haired girl because when we straighten our hair it’s like having two different girlfriends

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

teaspoon900:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

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4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.

5. You have as many oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio. 

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

factota:

fuck