Last year Lizzie really messed up with Lydia’s bday gift. Do you think she got it right this year?
I think she took time off from Darcy and her company and took Lydia to see Jane in New York. And tonight they’ll go to all the clubs Lydia drags them to and actually have a really good time. No swimmers, just sisters.
Of course, the next morning they’ll remember they totally forgot about Mary, but that’s another story.
On the plane ride home, Lydia will tell her what a great time she had, and it’s okay that she didn’t get her any gift, the trip was amazing and better than anything she could have hoped for. Then Lizzie will slide a present out of her carry-on, not as well wrapped this time, because she did it herself, but of a familiar shape. She’ll hand it to Lydia, and Lydia will look hesitant, but Lizzie will insist, a small smile, quietly self-assured. When Lydia unwraps her gift, she’ll find a copy of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Old, well-read, and with the name “Lizzie Bennet” scrawled in crayon on the inside. I know it isn’t the movie, Lizzie will say, but I think you’ll like it all the same. And Lydia will smile back at her, because she knows she will too.
what the fuck is this. what the fuck does this mean. what the fuck
its a pun
say “try-sarahs-tops” out loud
No one gets it better than him
As much as I’m getting tired of the whole “gritty reboot” genre, I will say I’m disappointed they haven’t made one of the Nutcracker.
When a member of a minority group informs you that your statement about said minority group is incorrect, you should probably listen. And not inform them that they are wrong. At best you look dumb, and at worst you’re offensive.
And you certainly don’t get to decide whether I’m Jewish.
i hate it when people dont hate people i hate
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
"I’m a huge believer in if this is something that my character’s got to do then I want to at least know how to do it. And if you’re shooting an action film then it’s really boring, really boring, if you don’t actually do the action.” [x]
making friends with someone who turns out to be awful
Let’s go here
HAHAHA GUESS WHAT SCIENTISTS JUST FOUND A PLANET THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST AND THEY CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW IT WAS FORMED FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER THE 50TH
for fucks sake the image is even colored like gallifrey
literally every comment is about gallifrey
THERE’S A PETITION IN THE COMMENTS FOR IT TO BE NAMED GALLIFREY
fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers
yo… this is important.